Response to burypink's Questionnaire

You can find the original questionnaire here. (archive)
  1. time and date u started this?

i saved the first version of this response on Friday the 14th of November 2025, 8:34:29 pm.

  1. asl?

adult, male, the land down under

  1. opinions on musicals?

idc about them

  1. favorite snack?

probably cheese

  1. have u ever been in love?

only once

  1. favorite pokemon?

vaporeon because of that one copypasta

  1. mario kart main?

yoshi as he's been my favourite character since my childhood, i usually follow the meta when it comes to the kart combo i choose

  1. tf2 main?

i've played it like once so i don't have one. i'd probably main scout or medic tho

  1. do you laugh at youtube poops?

absolutely

  1. are you listening to music right now?

techically yes since the commentary video i'm watching has bg music

  1. favorite shape?

cylinder

  1. do you believe in astrology?

i'm not a white woman so nope

  1. do you believe in the occult?

i'm a materialist so nope

  1. opinions on vocaloid?

i love the sound of Vocaloids and other vocal synths like UTAU. My favourite vocal synth voicebanks are probably Miku, Rin and the UTAU version of Kasane Teto.

  1. would you ever want to be a rockstar?

rock music isn't my thing. i'd be more interested in DJing or whatever

  1. do you easily get stressed?

not really since i'm so apathetic about life

  1. what is/was your favorite class in high school?

anything related to technology, but i used to enjoy art

  1. what pokemon type would you be? dual types are allowed lol

whatever will give me the best stats idk

  1. rei or asuka?

asuka

  1. favorite html tag?

<marquee> since it can single handedly make a page nearly unreadable. it's also a certified hood classic for Web 1.0 sites.

  1. are you religious?

no, because we have no way to prove (or debunk) with any degree of certainty that any deities exist. i'd consider myself to be agnostic.

  1. opinions on nightcore?

me likey

  1. did you go through any major phase? (emo, goth, weeaboo, etc)
  1. are you good at drawing?

good by the standards of a 2 year old

  1. do you crack your joints?

occasionally cracks knuckles

  1. do you read visual novels?

i haven't since i left high school

  1. can you sew?

nope

  1. can you cook?

nope

  1. most expensive thing you've bought?

either my RX 5700 XT or one of my desks.

  1. opinions on cosplay?

i find it cool and would probably enjoy doing it myself. if i could bother and could find a character that would suit me well,

  1. what's your most hated band/musician?

she isn't a musician per

  1. are you a dramatic person?

only when other people get overly dramatic

  1. what emoticon do you use most?

it's gotta one of the following:

  1. can a miracle certainly occur?

i'm not religious so i don't believe they can.

  1. would you let a vampire suck ur blood?

sure if i got something in return or if i was dating one

  1. do you have a celebrity crush?

no

  1. do you like snow?

never seen it as as i'm yet to be in the mountains during a particularly cold period

  1. were you really into greek mythology as a kid?

i didn't know about it until i was a teenager

  1. what are some things you could competently deliver a speech on?
  1. are you good at spelling?

yes, i am veri gud at speling

on a serious note, i guess i'm alright at spelling.

  1. which touhou wud u fuk?

pretty much all of them who aren't kids cus i'm not a lanky nonce diddybludden 💀💀💀

  1. do you think there's going to be a robot takeover?

probably not

  1. HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR??!?!??!?!

no, because you must be insane if you don't trust what individually fact-checked Snopes peer-reviewed studies indicate is true

  1. would you be an angel or devil?

probably an angel

  1. sine, cosine, or tangent?

sine because i like sine waves

  1. do you like licorice?

only the strawberry flavour

  1. whats one thing you cant stand that everyone else loves?

within the realm of the personal web, ships (as in characters being potrayed in). they're just annoying as fuck, plus the same old proship arguments always get hurled around.

  1. what books did you like as a kid?

The Wishing Tree series

  1. can you play any instruments?

i can almost play the piano

  1. what song would you want to play at your wedding?

mostly classical and ambient tracks with some schizo breakcore or IDM towards the end

  1. do you believe in reincarnation?

no

  1. finish the sentence: I'm just a guy who ______

likes technology

  1. have you been to another continent?

nope

  1. whats your worst habit?

staying up until the sun rises, then sometimes not being able to sleep

  1. favorite vegetable?

cucumber

  1. whats something stupid that scared the shit outta you as a kid?

probably shitty creepypastas and FNaF

  1. whats one of your guilty pleasures?

probably KFC. it's complete goyslop but it absolutely hits the spot

  1. would you rather be a ghost or a vampire?

i'd like to be able to continue interacting with the world, so a vampire. vampires can fly by transforming into bats anyways so ghosts don't have many advantages in my eyes.

  1. what do you fear most?

leading a life of failure

  1. do you sleep with any plushies?

i have one moff plushie and that's it

  1. what hobby do you just not understand?

collecting expensive products with a declining resell value

  1. do you like the taste of alcohol?

  2. are you a hopeless romantic?

maybe but i don't have much dating experience to tell for sure.

  1. which deadly sin best fits you?

probably sloth

  1. which of your physical features do you like the most?

my facial structure

  1. are your ears pierced?

nope, i don't like the idea of having holes punched through my skin...

  1. have you ever been in a physical fight?

a couple squabelfests when i was a kid and some fights with friends for fun, but i've rarely given or recieved more than a punch or a shove in an encounter.

  1. where do you buy your clothes?

op-shops or big box retail stores

  1. where would you live if you could live anywhere?

i like my country, so i wouldn't move overseas. i'd ideally like to live on a large plot near the coast where i can live a tranquil, self-sufficient life.

  1. do believe in magic? or is it all a trick?

it's all just behind-the-scenes trickery

  1. have you read umineko when they cry? you should!

i've never heard of it.

  1. what is the worst chore to do?

anything

  1. what did your parents almost name you?

idk

  1. what would you want your name to be if you were not your current gender?

i'm not gonna namedox myself but i'd pick something which starts with the same letter or that rhymes with my current name. as for the name of my alias (splashy), it's already gender-neutral, so i wouldn't change it

  1. what were your first words?

i think either "dad" or "truck" but i'm not entirely sure.

  1. what do you want your last words to be?

before i expire, i'd like thank NordVPN for sponsoring this life.

  1. when did you first regularly start going online?

when i was like 4.

  1. what year do you miss the most?

probably 2019 since it was the last year before The Varus™ fucked up our lives

  1. are you psychic?

absolutely not lol

  1. would you fuck a clone of yourself? you're not allowed to kill yourself.

maybe if it was the opposite sex.

  1. what do you use to listen to music?

either my PC or phone. i use the version of MPC-HC bundled with the K-Lite Codec Pack on Windows devices, and Twelve (the music player shipped with LineageOS) on my phone.

  1. whats the biggest city you've been to?

eshay central aka Melbourne

  1. favorite animal?

  1. what web browser do you use?

r3dfox, a fork of Firefox for windows Vista and above which comes with quality of life features i find useful. unfortunately, it seems to be giving me memory leaks on Windows 10, so i'm sticking to Thorium for the time being.

  1. are you allergic to kitty cats???????????

luckily not :3

  1. do you like energy drinks?

a little too much...

  1. would ever spend money on tf2 unusuals/csgo skins/gacha pulls/etc

I HATE loot crates and gacha mechanics. fuck glorified slot machines within my games.

  1. when do you usually go to bed?

like 5-7 AM :/

  1. how often do you wash your hair?

almost every day since my hair is fairly long and tends to frizz up. i'll try to get into the habit of using a defrizzer...

  1. would you download a car?

fuck yea

  1. what was your favorite show as a kid?

unironically SMG4, unfortunately, it suffered a long decline and eventually died.

  1. whats the silliest hat you own?

when i was in (i think) grade 1, i glued a bunch of plastic eggs to a prop fedora from a $2 store.

  1. what album/song do you're feeling angsty

probably Sewerslvt - we had good times together- don't forget that. despite me enjoying her music i do refuse to support her due to some of her past actions

  1. do you make OCs?

nope

  1. whats the goofiest thing you do when completely alone?

i talk to myself for extended periods of time

  1. do you like fireworks?

yea, they're cool
  1. favorite painter?

none, but i still do appreciate skilled painters where i see them

  1. favorite numbers?

probably 10 (my favourite number from when i was a kid), 42, 69, 360 (noscope) and 420 (SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY)

  1. what genre of vidya gaems are you really good at? (fps, fightan, danmaku, racing, whatever)

rhythm games, especially VSRGs. as of writing, i'm ranked at ~14k in osu!mania and ~1700 in Etterna

  1. time and date you finished this?

the 17th of November 30 minutes past midnight :D

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